She's certainly not the first child to make a big ol' mess. Click through the slideshow below for more examples of kid destruction from Sh*t My Kids Ruined.
Sh*t My Kids Ruined
I knew he was quiet for too long. Apparently I didn't shut the door all the way and he wanted to help me bake. Somewhere under all that flour is a 4ft long firetruck puzzle -- that tub was full of flour.
Submitted by: Laura
"Valentine's art project with Daddy gone awry. Thanks, Hon!"
I was away for just minutes!
Submitted by: Ashley
Spicy Floor Recipe: Just pour out and mix together...
7 oz cinnamon, 7 oz baking powder, 4 oz black pepper, 2 oz garam masala, 1 oz cumin, 1 oz nutmeg, 1 oz cream of tartar, 1 oz coriander, 2 oz chili powder, dash of white pepper.
Now, I would have probably mixed it in a bowl, instead of on the floor, but I digress...
Submitted by: Steve
Always be sure to let everyone know if your son is playing with plastic bowls on, near or in the oven! We went to heat up the oven for dinner and were shocked when smoke filled the entire house. And what a refreshing smell...I love the smell of burnt plastic bowls in the morning.
Submitted by: Ted
Thanks for messing with my stuff Ruby. This is only one of a few you have ruined... I still love you more then anything though, I'm not even mad anymore.
Submitted by: Frankensteinsbride
"Sh*t My Kid Ruined? The chocolates and the carpet. I'm thankful for our prescient couch color choice!"
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got a dozen roses
My toddler ate two."
"Nope, wasn't me, he tells me through chocolate teeth."
Who stole the pumpkin from the pumpkin pie?
Lucy stole the pumpkin from the pumpkin pie.
Not me, couldn't be.
uh... yeah... right
Submitted by: Dave
My son Rem did a great job of punishing Santa this year.
Submitted by: Eric C
I think this one probably qualifies as shit my kid enhanced, not ruined.
Submitted by: SMKR
"Chewed and rendered useless within minutes. Way to go, girls!"
"Pre-sampled sampler by Sammy."
"Well, this one wasn't the kids' fault of course, but they have ruined my ability to leave the house whenever I want! (Yes, they're worth the prison sentence.)"