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The Ultimate Royal Baby Gift Guide (PHOTOS)

07/23/2013 01:12 pm ET

If you're like us, you're feeling really obligated to buy the royal baby a gift but are overwhelmed by all the great choices out there. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

A baby-sized car - a nice one.
miniature sports car

A unicorn - The only way you can beat out the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow in the gift-giving game
unicorn

A makeover - Babies look crazy. They come into this world without a sense of personal style
makeover

An island nation - Something with a GDP between 3 and 8 billion
island

A Beatles reunion - Yes, with all of them. You figure it out.
beatles shea stadium

A DNA test - To find out if he's gonna look like this
prince william

A hat like this, but baby-sized - Awwww!
queens guard

A Massage - Being the royal baby has to be stressful. So many expectations and obligations
baby massage

Diapers - Hey, babies need diapers
diapers

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