Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are country music's cutest couple, winning over fans with their catchy tunes, hilarious Twitter exchanges and adorable PDA.
But with marriage comes rough times and the Sheltons have faced their fair share of rumors -- you know, the ones about them getting divorced, cheating on each other and/or having twin babies. (Which is it for goodness' sake?!)
Actually, ALL those reports are false. In reality, Shelton is happily married to Lambert -- even if she is one tough redneck woman.
“I don’t give her too much shit, that’s like poking a bear," Shelton tells Men's Journal in its August issue. "She’s as lovable as can be –- until you cross her. She’ll go from zero to 100 real quick."
"If Miranda has an inkling you’re saying something hardass to her, it’s gonna be a problem," he adds.
Oh, we believe it! (Lambert does famously sing about setting a cheating ex-boyfriend on fire and menacing another one with a shotgun). Luckily for Shelton, he says, "I'm a lover, not a fighter."
As for his bromance with Adam Levine, that's a WHOLE other story. Shelton admits he's willing to poke fun at his "Voice" cast mate, who tends to let him down from time to time.
"I get frustrated with Adam because, to me, rock stars are supposed to be drunk all the time. But he’s very healthy. He takes care of himself," Shelton jokes. "And it drives me crazy, because I want him to be more like me. Drunk all the time.”
Yup, that's why you got to love those famous Southern gentlemen.
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