Ready to break up with your significant other? There's an app for that.
The iTunes store description of the humorous app explains:
BreakupText makes it easier than ever to end things with your significant other. No more awkward conversations or phone calls. With BreakupText, you can end your relationship in just a few taps.
Tongue-in-cheek reviews of the product make us pretty sure that this app is all in good fun, and not really meant to replace those break-up talks:
"I've avoided so many potentially awkward confrontations simply pressing a few buttons and letting my former gf know of my unfortunate bear attack," Joey Sher22 wrote in a comment on iTunes.
If you're actually trying to end a relationship, you should probably consider having a face-to-face conversation -- no post-its, texts or emails necessary.
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"Bad news and good news... Bad: cottage cheese is slow digesting and shouldn't be eaten everyday. Good: I'm sore from tennis."
"I didn't want panty lines under my dress. So I just took them off. You're welcome."
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"I miss your hatefulness."
"How's my bestie today? Whoops, didn't meant to send this to you."
"I am choking on a ravioli, it went down the wrong pipe... if I die in a coughing fit, know that I cherish your friendship."
"I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head."
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"Hope your night is full of peace. I myself am trying not to fly on my broom."
"This bra is stretched so tight if it broke it might slingshot me all the way to Hawaii."
"Don't you love it when you have to pee so bad and when you finally get the chance to go you get noodle legs?"