Want to know how to open a beer bottle with a bear? Step one: train a bear.
No seriously, do not do that. Instead, maybe invest in this bear bite bottle opener instead. It seems safer for you, the bear and the beer. In all seriousness, how could you stand to have a lake-side cabin without one of these things?
If you've been off your mountain-man-decor game, fear not. You can pick up a wall-mounted bear bite bottle opener for $16 on Fancy. What are you waiting for? A bear cub to adopt?