Big Red, the "Deliciously Different" red cream soda from Texas, is back with a terrifying and wonderful new ad campaign.
The Big Red BBQ Bottle pairs the sweet stuff with a tube of barbecued meat -- you get your choice of BBQ brisket or chicken, plus a dipping cup of BBQ sauce -- combining two things that Big Red says "Texans love." The Big Red BBQ Bottle can even help you snag a date at a backyard BBQ according to the commercial. Check out the alarmingly straight-faced video below.
Okay, okay. Deep breaths. Yes, this is a joke. You have to remember that this is a soda brand who backed a web series titled "Don't Tell Mom We're Doing Experiments in the Garage." According to Ad Week, this is the first of three new videos Big Red will roll out this summer. We can't wait to see the rest of the weirdness from these mad soda scientists.