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08/08/2013 09:26 am ET

Things That Can't Measure Up To The Infinite Splendor Of 'Breaking Bad' (PHOTOS)

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You may not be aware, but "Breaking Bad" is the greatest television show that has ever been or ever will be. Not only that, it's the greatest thing out of anything ever.

If you need proof (and you shouldn't!) just consult this list of things that don't even come close to measuring up to the incomparable greatness of an AMC show about crystal meth.

1. "Breaking Bad" vs. the Grand Canyon
grand canyon

"Breaking Bad" FTW

2. "Breaking Bad" vs. the innocent laughter of a child
child laughing

"Breaking Bad" FTW

3. "Breaking Bad" vs. true love
love

"Breaking Bad" FTW

4. "Breaking Bad" vs. a fulfilling and rewarding career
career

"Breaking Bad" FTW

5. "Breaking Bad" vs. the miracle of space travel
space travel

"Breaking Bad" FTW

6. "Breaking Bad" vs. modern medicine
modern medicine

"Breaking Bad" FTW

7."Breaking Bad" vs. Mother Teresa
mother theresa

"Breaking Bad" FTW

8. "Breaking Bad" vs. looking into your newborn's eyes for the first time
newborn

"Breaking Bad" FTW

9. "Breaking Bad" vs. the wonder and joy of just being alive
life

"Breaking Bad" FTW

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