Oh sorry, we mean summer.
Six months ago, you thought your summer would look like this.
Alas, it looks a whole lot more like this:
Your roommate is all like "let's turn off the A/C for a bit, I'm freezing."
When your friends ask if you want to go to a movie you really do not want to see, you're suddenly all up for the task, just so you can cradle yourself in that cold, cold theater.
When they ask you if you want to go to that summer rager in the park, you're all like...
And it's sad, really, because you had all these plans for beach Fridays and rooftop BBQs...
Instead, every time you head to the office you feel like your itty bitty clothes are a burden on your back.
Actually needing to work feels like this --
You, our friend, are suffering from a classic case of Midsummer Brain Deadage.
Symptoms may include extreme jealousy of anyone living below the equator.
Impromptu outbursts of despair.
And a numbness that spreads through you that only a sweet autumn breeze can undo.
Common remedies include constant consumption of chilled goods.
Very little mobility.
And inundating yourself with mindless entertainment.
Hang in there, buddy. Only three weeks to Labor Day!