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08/12/2013 08:03 am ET

14 Professions Anthony Weiner Could Try Instead Of Politics

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Oh, Anthony Weiner. We're still shaking our heads at his sexting scandals, but on the bright side, we've come up with a list of new professions he could dabble in. Honestly, he almost made this too easy for us.

1. A nude model for art students.

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2. A Snapchat programmer, put in charge of being sure that photos can never resurface.

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3. A hot dog vendor. Hopefully he's better at differentiating between ketchup and mustard than he was at DMing and tweeting.

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4. The Maxim model scout, cover shoot coordinator and photographer.

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5. A Shake Weight salesman.

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6. A high school motivational speaker on recounting the negative side effects of sexting. He would be the total package.

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7. A contestant for "Dancing With the Stars."

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8. A member of the Chippendales or the Thunder From Down Under dance troupe.

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9. The host of a new game show that quizzes contestants on biggest international scandals.

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10. The head of the crisis management team for Tinder.

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11. A Post Secret moderator.

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12. A professional ChatRoulette-r.

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13. The manager of the Selfies Daily Twitter account.

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14. Brett Favre's agent. He can help weed through all his junk mail.

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