If this cat drinks to forget, well, what does a cat forget anyway?
Reddit user Bathsaltrocker69 posted this Imgur photo (below) of George on Monday, writing that the cat sat at a Grand Junction, Colo., bar every night with his treats and pick-me-up when Bathsaltrocker69 performed there.
The image made it happy hour for humorists on both Imgur and Reddit.
Among the best bits in the caption kibble:
"Bartender. I plan on drinking until I'm catatonic, or at the very least until I'm feline fine."
"Put it on my tabby."
"Bartender, one meowtini please. Shaken, not purred."
This one was a reach, but we admired the try: "If you want to get drunk and take me home with you, I can promise siamese-y." Yeah, it takes a moment.
If George ever wants to actually work in a bar with other cats, he could always move to Shanghai. But that would mean having to leave his seat.