Gwyneth Paltrow is just so zen, so balanced, so healthy. She does yoga in the morning, she eats rich carbohydrates but somehow stays thin, she wears all white without getting stains and her hair always looks perfect.

Don't believe us? Allow Gwyneth herself to demonstrate in a new series of videos for Boss Jour Pour Femme perfume, her latest campaign for Boss fragrances. We swear we've never seen anyone look more serene.

It's kind of driving us nuts.

Here's Gwyneth being unfairly zen and healthy:

Here's Gwyneth talking about how amazing she smells:

And here's the actual commercial:

BONUS: Here's the print ad, which miiight strike some as a Photoshop disaster. But we'll let you decide.

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A lifetime of perfection:

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