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08/20/2013 02:15 pm ET

The Most Disgusting Things On Etsy (NSFW & REALLY REALLY GROSS)

Regretsy might be gone, but Etsy is still just as ridiculous as ever. Here are the most disgusting things you can currently purchase.

Mummified Fox Head - $275

fox

I always wonder if this was the actual look on the fox's face when he was struck by a car. Oh that's how he died by the way. Stupid car.

- VicDelirium

Banana Woman Love Doll - $700

banana

her pubic hair is hot pink faux fur- so sexy and tacky!

the banana suit is well used and removable; I wore it for Halloween many times as a child

I don't recommend washing her, as some of the hand stitching might come undone

-annmuddy

Jar Of Human Toe Nails - $25

toe

Overview:

Handmade item
Materials: toenails, fingernails
Feedback: 5, 100% positive.

-stampedepress

Mummified 2-Headed Rabbit - $40

rabbit

Unmounted, but this specimen would look very neat in a white or black velvet lined box.

-Furries

Dolphin Stuffed Animal With Vagina - $33

dolphin

dolph

Where do baby plush animals come from?
She'll show you.

GREAT FOR DIRTY SANTA!

-Furburger

I Don't Even Know, It Has Human Hair Though - $95

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"Richanda" is approximately 4 inches long, 1.5 inches tall & about 1.5 inches wide.

Materials: polymer clay, oil clay, WED, acrylics, latex, sculpey, human hair, animal hair

-PayneSculptures

Taxidermy Rat Sculpture - $160

rat

Imagine the fun you'll have waking up to the vacant stare of his terrifying, red LED light eyes!
This little guy is skipping the brains to go straight for those juice intestines...

The victim rat features a missing right arm and an eviscerated torso/abdomen with visible sculpey organs (mainly a liver and intestines) and enough blood for the whole family!

-ZombieTentacles

25 Fetal Pigs In A Bag - $149.49

pig

YOU WILL GET PIGS PICKED AT RANDOM THIS SIZE ORDER MAY TAKE 10 DAYS TO PROCESS BUT I CAN USUALLY HAVE READY IN 1 DAY

This Is a awesome little guy. It would make a great center peace to any ma-cob arrangement.

-superseller2

Huge Egg & Sperm Plush Toy With Random Eyes - $56

plush

plush

Because this is a custom piece, I can make the sperm & egg any color or materials you'd like. Just shoot me an email.

Obviously sperm do not really have eyes; if you'd prefer a more realistic educational toy, I'll leave them off. If you want them, I do have a selection of eyes to choose from.

-WildChildGardens

Raccoon Penis Bone Intende To Be Gifted To A Woman You Have A Crush On - $9.95

racoon

According to southern custom, if a man wants to win a woman's heart, he should boil a raccoon penis bone, tie it to a string, and give it to his sweetheart as a necklace.

Gamblers also carry a raccoon baculum wrapped in a twenty-dollar bill in their pocket for good luck!

Comes beautifully packaged.

-ArtisanWitchcrafts

Baby Doll With Real Human Hair - $265

baby

glass beads, human hair, Genesis heat set paints, baby clothes, Diaper

-UntilForeverNursery

Gorey Vagina Bowl - $150

bowl

A life size body casting from a petite model designed for adult parties with an erotic / halloween touch.Sculpture is a functional treat serving display.

filled with packaged treats ,this booty bowl will be noticed.

-jspin2

Ferret Penis - $15

ferret

This item is a ferret baculum (penis bone) with some "meat" still attached...and a few stray hairs too!

So get your freak on and get you some ferret penis! I won't judge!

-AsylumArtwork

Graduation Day Penis - $25

grad

"Graduation D" is the fifth installation of the "Dick Palz" vinyl toy series. The figures in this series are a mutation between the sex organs and the upper body of a human male. On top of that, each concept showcases a different hobby, talent, vocation, etc

-DickPalz

Beaver Embryo - "SALE" $35

beaver

Materials: glass, beaver

Was $45

-AstropheOddities

Haitian Voodoo Penis Enlargement Spell / Haitian Scam - $9.87

spell

spell

If you wish to increase the amount of pleasure you give to your partner, you must increase the size of your most sensual organ! I will help you to gain size so that you may give both you and your partner more pleasure!

I have clients around the world, including models, politicians, musicians, and other celebrities. There is good chance you have seen or met someone I have helped! Let me help you.

This spell includes a moonlight casting

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Offerings to the loa on your behalf

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Spiritual summoning of energies

Do not request this spell if you are happy with your penis size right now! The changes are irreversible and I cannot help you if you wish to lose size.

-ReneVoodoo

Pile Of Snakeskin With Random Ripped Apart Turtle - $25

turtle

Lovely super secret snake shed LOT :)
You will get approximately 10+ pieces of skin shed from various critters :) Very neat, very cool and ready to go! Normally this is a steal!!!!!!!

You also receive the FREE prop turtle shell in the photos :)
This shell is VERY neat in that it has a mummified turtle in it!!!!
Enjoy!

-HereInSmallTownUSA

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