Forget "how does Superman shave," we want to know "how does Superman not watch where he's going?" He's a superhero for crying out loud... doesn't having great power start with having great awareness of your surroundings?
Thanks to the wizards at Dorkly, we get to see the truth behind the Man of Steel (more like the Man of No Peripheral Vision).
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