Suzi Barrett takes a tour of California to try to explore all the reasons California sucks, with its dumb scenic views and stupid accepting community.
In part one of this five-part anti-California series, Barrett hates on San Francisco. It gives us a chance to stop and examine some of the problems with the city. Like, why do the fish in the aquarium have to push their gay agenda? And when are all those redwood trees gonna get a job?
Some NSFW language.
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