We'd all like to pretend that little kids are entirely wholesome and unaware of the kind of language that prompts fines from the FCC. Unfortunately, that's just not the case.
That's why we're pretty sure that placing this hilarious FAIL of a spelling book in the hands of children will lead to more than a few time-outs (or at least some naughty fits of laughter).
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