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Novelist Brad Meltzer: Here's What's Wrong With Miami (PHOTO)

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There are a few things wrong with Miami -- and more than a few with the Marlins -- but novelist and History Channel host Brad Meltzer discovered the one big "wrong" that happened when the two overlapped last weekend.

Sigh. Can't anything happen in the Magic City without promo girls in heels and bikinis?