WOMEN
08/28/2013 12:52 pm ET Updated Oct 28, 2013

WTF Is With The Tabloid Obsession With Celebrities 'Stepping Out'?

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It's a fucking epidemic. All day, every day, all of the celebrities on earth are engaged in one single-minded purpose, and neither inclement weather nor lurking paparazzi nor sudden sinkholes nor plagues of toads nor yoga being cancelled shall keep them from their dark obsession. The obsession known as...STEPPING OUT.

Seriously, 'bloidz, WHAT IS STEPPING OUT AND WHY WON'T IT LEAVE ME ALONE? It comes up so often in gossip headlines it's like a tic at this point.

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