"Comic Sans looks like someone threw up on the keyboard and that's what came out," graphic designer Dave Combs told The Huffington Post.
Combs is one of the many haters of Comic Sans, a font that looks like the writing in an old-fashioned comic book, that was invented by Vincent Connare 20 years ago.
Connare knows what he did. He calls comic sans "the most hated and most loved font in the world."
A typographic engineer, Connare was working at Microsoft in 1993, when he was asked for his input on a new program's fonts. "When I loaded the CD a little dog came up. He talked in a speech balloon like you would get in a newspaper cartoon strip, but it was in the system font Times New Roman," Connarre says. "I thought, 'That's silly. Dogs don't talk like that.' So I said it would look better if it looked like a comic book."
He drew some letters on the computer, and three days later Comic Sans was born. The font was featured in Windows 95, and soon ended up on every computer in the world.
Many hate the font, but graphic designing couple Holly and Dave Combs have gone as far as to create a website in an attempt to ban it. "Comic Sans is a blight on the landscape of typography," Dave says.
Their website, Ban Comic Sans, is a "campaign to eradicate the misuse of the font Comic Sans," Dave says. Connare himself put it best when he said "If you love it, you don't know much about typography, and if you hate Comic Sans you don't know very much about typography either, and you should probably get another hobby."
"You can't go anywhere without seeing Comic Sans," Connare says. Even in the south of France, he says, the only restaurant in town is using Comic Sans on its signs and menu. He points out that even the Vatican has used it in an official photo album.
Even though the font makes the Combses angry, if it weren't for their mutual hatred of it, they probably wouldn't have gotten together, and for that, Connare says he is quite proud.
If your PC takes forever and a day to start up and get going, then Soluto is for you. Soluto runs during startup and identifies the programs that are taking the longest to open; it then gives you the option to prevent those programs from opening when you boot your computer in the future. If you're unsure whether you need to be running a program on startup, Soluto also shows you, in a handy pie chart, what percentage of other Soluto users choose to disable that program from starting. Crowd-sourced computer wisdom! That's my favorite use of Soluto, but there are several more on the Soluto.com dashboard. You can view your hard drive usage, change your default browser and homepage, manage applications on other computers, if family members need computer help (Hi, Mom!); and check for Windows and anti-virus updates. In short, Soluto is a Swiss army knife you'll want in your pack. <a href="https://www.soluto.com/" target="_hplink">You can download it for free here</a>.
Microsoft Security Essentials
Even if you practice safe surfing, you're going to want an anti-virus program. Microsoft Security Essentials is a free, ever-updating application, from Microsoft (duh), that keeps you protected against the latest viruses and bugs. Like Kathy Lee needs Regis, your Windows PC needs Microsoft Security Essentials. <a href="http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/products/security-essentials" target="_hplink">Download it</a>. (One other popular option, that is a bit more customizable, is AVG Anti-Virus, <a href="http://free.avg.com/ww-en/homepage" target="_hplink">which you can find here</a>. You should be fine with good ol' Microsoft Security Essentials, however.)
Originally known as "crap cleaner," Ccleaner is a utility that scans your Windows machine and finds "crap" (temporary files, unneeded files, etc.) to recycle, with the aim of making your PC run faster. Think of Ccleaner as a bloodhound sniffing out the inessential and space-hogging junk on your computer. It's an easy-to-use tool that ensures your computer is run as fast as it can. Run Crap-Cleaner often to keep your computer operating smooth and steady. <a href="http://www.piriform.com/CCLEANER" target="_hplink">You can download Ccleaner here</a>.
Dropbox (Or, Google Drive, Or Microsoft SkyDrive)
Don't lose your photos and documents if your laptop suddenly crashes for some reason! A service like Dropbox -- which can automatically upload your new photos, documents, and other essential files to the cloud for later access -- can save you from a lot of hassle when you inevitably spill vodka all over your keyboard and destroy your computer. Store those essentials in an online cloud locker like Dropbox, Google Drive or SkyDrive. (PLUG: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/google-drive-cloud-storage-service_n_1452192.html" target="_hplink">We have a mini-guide to determine which cloud-based storage service is right for you here</a>). You can download Dropbox (<a href="https://www.dropbox.com/" target="_hplink">here</a>) and set it up so that it automatically backs up certain folders (like Documents, Photos, My Music, whatever) whenever you add a new file. Don't use your PC without it (and don't drink straight vodka above the keyboard, either).
Say your laptop gets stolen by some scumbag laptop thief. What can you do to get it back? What if you could you track it on a map, or lock it down remotely, or turn on the webcam to spy on the criminal? Enter Prey, an awesome program that allows you to do all that and more. You just download Prey and register your device for free on the Prey website. If the laptop ever goes missing, you can notify Prey online and use the Prey control panel to geo-locate it, set off an alarm to hear if it's nearby, and lock down the device to prevent anyone else from using it. Scumbag laptop thieves are out there. Be ready for them with Prey. <a href="http://preyproject.com/" target="_hplink">Get started here</a>.
This isn't a "program," per se, but it is an incredibly useful utility for mass-downloading a bunch of the applications on this list (and more essentials). Simply scan through the Ninite frontpage and check off the free programs you want to download to your computer, and Ninite will download them all at once. No need to visit dozens of websites: <a href="http://ninite.com/" target="_hplink">It's all right here</a>, baby. For $10, you can also get "Ninite Updater," which scans your computer for apps and plug-ins that have updates available. A super useful utility, but obviously not free. At 10 bucks, <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/madeas_witness_protection/" target="_hplink">there are worse ways to spend an Alexander Hamilton</a>. <a href="http://ninite.com" target="_hplink">Check out Ninite here</a>.
<em>UPDATE 2: We buried OpenOffice too quickly! It is still supported, and your choice between OpenOffice and Libre Office is one of taste. Sorry, folks.</em> <em>UPDATE: Support for OpenOffice has ended; you're probably better off using Libre Office, descended from OpenOffice, instead. </em> * Didn't get the Microsoft Office software suite with Windows? No worries! OpenOffice is a free suite of productivity software with applications that can replace Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, Excel, and Access. OpenOffice allows you to view documents created with Word and PowerPoint and Excel and whatnot while also allowing you to create those documents, too. It's everything you would want from Microsoft Office, for free. Save some cash while getting productive with your bad self. <a href="http://www.openoffice.org/" target="_hplink">Pick up OpenOffice here</a>.
Simple one: 7-Zip lets you unzip compressed folders and zip up uncompressed folders. Other popular, lightweight, free archive utilities include WinRar and PeaZip, though you <em>probably</em> don't need three archive utilities on your computer. I use 7-Zip and it suits me fine. <a href="http://www.7-zip.org/" target="_hplink">You can download 7-Zip here</a>.
I can hear you scoff -- downloads of Google Music <a href="http://www.androidpolice.com/2012/02/23/google-reportedly-disappointed-by-musics-performance-but-still-confident-in-long-term-outlook-and-why-im-not-surprised/" target="_hplink">have been slower than a turtle wearing flip-flops</a> -- but the free music locker service from Google is actually pretty handy. You just download a Google Music uploader, and the tool finds all of your downloaded music and uploads it into the cloud so that you can access and stream it from any device -- smartphone, tablet, or computer -- for free. The upload process takes a while -- weeks, even -- but I've found that it's worth it. Free access to my 14,000-song music library, on any smartphone, tablet, PC, or Mac, has been worth a simple fortnight of waiting for my music to finish uploading. Next time you're at work and have a song stuck in your head that you can't find on Spotify or YouTube, you'll know why. <a href="http://music.google.com" target="_hplink">You can get started with Google Music here</a>.
VLC Media Player
With the advent of the cloud, the VLC Player is less essential than it once was (did you know that once, when you wanted to watch a funny cat video online, you actually had to <em>download a funny cat video file</em>?). VLC Media Player is still useful as a lightweight, fast-opening media hub for all your music, TV shows, movies, DVDs, and more. Set it as your default media player and never deal with iTunes or Windows Media Player again. <a href="http://www.videolan.org/vlc/index.html" target="_hplink">Downloads of the VLC Media Player are right here</a>.