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08/30/2013 12:41 pm ET Updated Oct 30, 2013

How To Pass A Drug Test, Mr. Forthright Style (VIDEO)

Remember when Mr. Forthright told us how to quit smoking?

Well, now he's back to let us in on another little secret -- how to pass a drug test. Pretty much, your best bet is to pretend you are blind and take it from there. If you don't pull a Stevie Wonder, you can always do like A-Rod, and distract from your drug use with your baseball skills.

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