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10 Reasons You'll Want To Eat While Reading This

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Shoot, sorry! That headline should actually say "10 Riesens"; i.e., the delicious, dark chocolate candy. Well, let's forge ahead, shall we?

Mmmm, yeah, see this isn't so bad.

Riesen

Yeah, that's it, get into it. Take a big bite.

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Wash those Riesens down with a cold beer and other Riesens.

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Put them in a bowl if it makes you feel more civilized, but we're not here to judge, Dr. Fan C. Pants.

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Do you think boxes are like little office buildings for candy? They do work in boxes.

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Shh, wait, the bag... it's calling to you.

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Be gentle...

Storck Riesen

Go ahead, no one's watching.

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Oh, yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

I swear to God... all I need... is one Riesen!

Sometimes the morning after isn't pretty.

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It's understandable if you're bitter about the headline mistake. And what better way to combat bitterness than with the sweet, chocolatey taste of a Riesen! Good thing these pictures were here.

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