21 Things Kids These Days Are Learning In School... Sort Of

Where utter frankness, unintentional profanity and pure amusement are concerned, these students clearly deserve an A+.

Here's what kids today are learning about in school, according to their cute kid notes:

Math
Author: Matthew, age 8

American History
Author: Noah, age 6
Translation: "My three American heroes are John Denver, Sacagawea, and Gotye."

Science
Author: Elijah, age 7

Rhymes
Author: Ascha, age 5

Following Directions
Author: Forrest, age 6

Care And Keeping Of Pets
Author: Kai, second grade

Art
Author: Nissa, age 4
Translation: "My masterpiece"

The Natural World
Author: Dylan, age 6
Mom writes: "His teacher makes the kids sound out the words on their own, and did so on this day as well... until she saw how my son spelled snakes."

Religion
Author: Auron, age 6

Geography
Author: Ryleigh, age 8

Finance
Author: Frankie, age 6

Comparative Literature
Author: Dash, age 5

Human(e) Error
Author: Unknown

Humility
Author: Wyatt, age 3

Priorities
Author: Nicholas, age 9

Biology
Author: Ryan, age 5
Pictured: A mandrill, as seen on a family trip to the zoo

Spelling
Author: Ryan, age 5
Pictured: Mandrill, take 2

Internet Memes
Author: Chase, age 8
Mom writes: "[Chase's] teacher, apparently unfamiliar with the vicious predator nature of the honey badger or the popular internet meme, marked him off for [this] with a question mark :)"

Sports
Author: Ella, age 6

Wisdom
Author: Unknown

Gratitude
Author: Sadie, age 8

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