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09/09/2013 03:59 pm ET

12 Reasons RGIII Is The Greatest Living Human Being And Should Be King Of The World, Not Just Football

Robert Griffin III makes his triumphant post-injury return to the NFL tonight, but there's so much more to him than the touchdowns. Here are a few reasons we should probably just make him the supreme ruler of everything.

1. Because of this pic with Morgan Freeman. BFFs.

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2. Because RGIII can already wave like the Queen of England.

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3. Because he looks good even in pink.

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4. Because he somehow pulls off his signature bucket hat.

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5. Because he gave House some cool socks.

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6. Because of his face in this fan photo.

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7. Also because of this face.

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8. Because he was willing to crouch in front of this horrifying statue made of Subway sandwiches.

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9. Because he might be a real-life Clark Kent.

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Image: Tumblr/meaty-chunks-of-life

10. Because these Superman socks he wore to receive his Heisman Trophy had a cape.

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11. Because wearing these socks when he was first drafted by Washington is just the most heart-warming thing.

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12. But mostly because his ode to Pop Rocks and Tootsie Pops is basically the greatest musical achievement of our lifetimes.

So in summary.

Images from Getty unless otherwise noted.

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