With so many apps available to quantify your connection to the opposite sex, relationship statuses are more "complicated" than we ever could have imagined.
Watch this funny sketch from Cynthia Kao, Charlene deGuzman and SNACK CLUB above to see what we mean. And if you're in an ambiguous relationship, don't forget to pin their clomps, stomp their chippers and flick their chips before it's too late.
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And that's all anyone could ever ask for.
Fried Chicken Vs. Love
Fried chicken always wins.
Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
This guy didn't chicken out with his declaration of love.
A symbol of romance and a love that lasts forever.
A New Hope
His love of Star Wars is just as strong as his love for Jessica.
Make A Moment With Mozzarella
It's too cheesy.
Make every relationship better.
The Sweetest Scratch
How could you get mad at that?
Loose Tooth Love
Emma is wise beyond her years.
The best, most romantic Valentine.
A Backhanded Compliment
Being compared to bacon is a huge compliment.
Another Bacon Ballad
The bacon may have spoiled, but their love is fresher than ever.
Light Saber Love
I think they are a match made in "Star Wars" Heaven.
He Just Cares About Her Mind
The Human Centipede
Turning disgusting horror into romance is no easy feat, but this card does it.