If you're selling your used stuff through the classifieds, it's always smart to think of a snazzy hook to get a buyer's attention.
Take, for instance, the interesting selling point one person in Sacramento, Calif used while trying to hawk his old furniture. Here's the ad, courtesy of Instagram user ivybaby88:
This divorcée's loss is your gain, we guess!
It's not the first time someone has revealed little TMI while trying to get rid of their old furniture, though. One seller put up a listing on Craigslist for a "divorce couch" back in April 2013, boasting that the sofa was "single-handedly responsible for 3 divorces and one long term relationship breakup." Yikes.
Click through the slideshow below for more outrageous classified ads.