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09/17/2013 10:41 am ET Updated Sep 23, 2013

Jason Martin, Near-Toothless Man, Guilty Of Biting Off Neighbor's Penis

The tooth can hurt.

An English man with only a couple of teeth was found guilty this week of biting -- or should we saw gumming -- off his neighbor's penis, Kent Online reported.

Jason Martin, 41, got into an altercation with 39-year-old Richard Henderson in their Kent neighborhood in July after Henderson sent Martin a text message asking him to turn down his music, according to the Daily Mail.

Martin bit down on Henderson's penis through his pajamas so forcefully that it became detached, according to the Metro. It was later reattached with stitches.

"My willy was not attached to the rest of my body," Henderson told the Canterbury Crown Court. "I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again.”

Martin claims the allegations against him are impossible, telling the court, "I have only got a couple of teeth in the lower part of my mouth, I can't even bite into a hard-boiled." However, he does admit he has dentures, though he says they are only "for cosmetic reasons."

He also noted, ‘"The thought of putting a man’s penis in my mouth. Well, it’s not for me."

Martin admitted he did grab Henderson's "bits and bobs" with his hand, but says he was acting in self-defense after Henderson punched him, put him in a headlock and kicked him.

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