Ladies, don't let men stop you from joining them at the strip club. You might do your fellow woman a favor and check her for lumps while getting a lap dance, like Kristen Schaal did at a strip club in Texas.

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  • The Importance Of Pants

    Pay attention to the number of legs to understand this one.

  • Give Her A Hand

    You've GOT to be careful about how you hold your beer.

  • A Coke And A Smile

    This probably happens every five minutes here.

  • Accidental Fishnets

    And just think, this pair will never snag!

  • Two Bodies, One Person

    He's a swimmer, so.

  • Poorly Placed Thigh

    This could have been prevented if she was wearing pants.

  • Beige Leather Does The Trick

    Maybe they should have gone with the black leather interior instead.

  • Toes People, Toes

    Another cute Facebook photo ruined.

  • Too Many Legs

    Basically just never choose to sit in front for a picture.

  • Just A Beautiful Landscape Photo

    So... yeah.

  • Naked?

    "...This party just got really crazy."

  • Accidental Butt

    This is why Myspace pictures are so dangerous.

  • Ben Dover

    This had to be planned, right?

  • Let's Go For A Ride

    Regardless of the accident in this picture, why did this woman accept this pose?

  • Hungry Shirt

    Marilyn Monroe could have never seen this coming.

  • Bicycle Seat Gone Wrong

    This slideshow is basically a PSA for pants.