09/20/2013 01:35 pm ET Updated Nov 20, 2013

The Most Uncomfortable Text Message Exchange Ever


I do something my friends, co-workers, and acquaintances absolutely hate. No, I'm not talking about writing this column -- they love this as much as you do. I'm talking about my insistence on getting a new phone number whenever I get a new phone.

I do this for two reasons. One: I have shitty credit, and changing your phone number regularly helps keep bill collectors at bay.


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