We can all agree that the best part of infomercials is people who fail miserably at everyday tasks. Turns out, the only thing that makes it better -- and more profoundly sad -- is adding The Smiths' "Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want" as people are unable to crack eggs, crack bread or plug in appliances.
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Eagle Man Commercial
Don't you just hate it when human-sized eagles lay insurance eggs on the roof of your car?
Montgomery Flee Market
"It's just like a mini mall."
Crazy Gideon Commercial
Don't even worry about breaking your merchandise, it's worth it for how much business this will generate.
Vern Fonk Insurance Holiday Greeting
No, this wasn't directed by Tim & Eric.
Christopher Knight For School Board
Now we can see what "Star Wars" would look like on a $30 budget.
Hopefully his daughter didn't see the rest of the commercial.
Linda Soundtrack Commercial
Linda has some issues.
Outrageous Audio Commercial
Sony actually paid them to STOP running this ad.
Baptist Church Commercial
When local commercials parody local news, wonderful things happen.
Bucks First Credit Union Commercial
Warning: do not actually take your road kill to a credit union.
Norton Furniture Commercial
No need to explain the frog.
Right Price Furniture Commercial
Please stop yelling "Uh uh!" at us.
Good thing they explain right away that they aren't actors. We wouldn't want anyone getting starstruck when they come to the office.
Big Al's Pizza
Director: "I know a guy who does a great owl cartoon.... Let's form the commercial idea from there."
Martin Furniture Commercial
For some reason, furniture store commercials can ONLY be zany.
Mr. Spriggs BBQ Commercial
Prepare to be seduced.
Forever Leather Commercial
This guy really doesn't like Hillary Clinton.
Crazy Bruces Liquor
Antiques R Us
We're a little wary of any phone number starting with 555, but fake or not, this guy is too ridiculous to ignore.
Don's Guns Commercial
Nothing says safety like, "I just love to rent guns!" followed by a maniacal laugh.