Whether or not "Sex and the City 3" will ever materialize remains to be seen -- although based on the HBO franchise's dismal second big screen installment, we're not holding our breath.

Still, ardent SATC fans have maintained hope that we haven't seen the last of Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha (and no, "The Carrie Diaries" doesn't count).

Last month, two of the show's best-known gay followers shared their ideas for "Sex and the City 3," and take our word for it -- they're positively horrendous (and hilarous). As part of his acclaimed variety show "The Meeting," writer-actor Justin Sayre took to the stage of New York's 54 Below nightclub alongside Michael Musto, where the pair speculated on what could happen if Michael Patrick King, Sarah Jessica Parker and company decide to move forward with a third movie.

As part of "The Meeting," Sayre's "International Order of Sodomites" (I.O.S.) gathers once a month to honor an artist or a cultural work that is iconic to the gay community. Previous editions have been dedicated to Cher, Karen Carpenter, Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli. Next month's show will be dedicated to the Stephen King classic "Carrie," and takes place at 54 Below in New York on Oct. 30.

Find out more information about "The Meeting" here, or check out their official YouTube page here.

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