Can't Roseanne Barr catch a break?! According to the comedian and "Roseanne" star, her jokes have been stolen.

On Friday, Barr took to Twitter to express her frustration with Ashton Kutcher and Chuck Lorre for "stealing" her jokes.


According to EW, the line she's referring to is one Kutcher said on Thursday night's episode of "Two And Half Men" about what his character would be like at 91: “I’d imagine that you’re wet in the places you used to be dry, and dry in the places you used to be wet.” Barr has been telling a similar joke since 2006, in reference to menopause: “I’m wet where I’m supposed to be dry and dry where I’m supposed to be wet.”

But a few hours later, Barr seemed to have a change of heart.

Roseanne isn't the only comedian whose jokes have been taken from her. In August, Tina Fey's jokes were literally stolen from her office.

While on the "Late Show With David Letterman," Fey said that the second she and a few other writers moved into a new office, a guy went up and stole her computer full of jokes. Luckily, the "30 Rock" star was able to stay lighthearted about the burglary.

"New York's a big city and you're like, some guy stole my jokes!" Fey said with a laugh.

"Two And A Half Men" airs on Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. ET on CBS.

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  • "My Bodacious Vidalia"

    "When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman."

  • "My Bodacious Vidalia"

    "When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman."

  • "My Bodacious Vidalia"

    "When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman."

  • "My Bodacious Vidalia"

    "When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman."

  • "My Bodacious Vidalia"

    "When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman."

  • "My Bodacious Vidalia"

    "When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman."

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    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, right) starts to feel his age when Missi (special guest star Miley Cyrus, left), the daughter of a friend, comes to town

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    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, left) starts to feel his age when Missi, the daughter of a friend, comes to town.

  • Miley Cyrus Visits 'Two And a Half Men'

    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, right) starts to feel his age when Missi (special guest star Miley Cyrus, left), the daughter of a friend, comes to town.

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    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, right) starts to feel his age when Missi (special guest star Miley Cyrus, left), the daughter of a friend, comes to town.

  • Miley Cyrus Visits 'Two And a Half Men'

    Jake (Angus T. Jones, left) meets Missi (special guest star Miley Cyrus, right) at Walden’s house.

  • Miley Cyrus Visits 'Two And a Half Men'

    ake (Angus T. Jones, right) takes a break from the army to visit his dad, Alan (Jon Cryer, left).

  • Miley Cyrus Visits 'Two And a Half Men'

    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, right) confesses to Alan (Jon Cryer, left) that he is starting to feel old.

  • Miley Cyrus Visits 'Two And a Half Men'

    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, right) starts to feel his age when Missi (special guest star Miley Cyrus, left), the daughter of a friend, comes to town.

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    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, left) introduces Missi (special guest star Miley Cyrus, center) to Alan (Jon Cryer, front right) and Berta (Conchata Ferrell, back right).

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    Walden (Ashton Kutcher, right) starts to feel his age when Missi (special guest star Miley Cyrus, left), the daughter of a friend, comes to town.

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    "I Changed My Mind About The Milk" --Alan (Jon Cryer, left), tries to comfort Walden (Ashton Kutcher, center).

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    "I Changed My Mind About The Milk" -- Alan (Jon Cryer, left), and Berta (Conchata Ferrell, right).

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    "I Changed My Mind About The Milk" -- Alan (Jon Cryer, left) and Michael Bolton (right) try to talk Walden (Ashton Kutcher, center) off a ledge.

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    "I Changed My Mind About The Milk" -- Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's (Sophie Winkleman, right) birthday.

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