Where to even begin with this video? First of all, there's never been a more perfect wardrobe ever. Second, well... just everything else.
Everything Is Terrible shared this masterpiece with the world in 2009, but it has risen to the top of reddit in just the last day. If you have a cat, this has everything you need to know in order to develop a really creepy relationship with him/her.
Here are a few of the pearls of wisdom our intrepid cat massage expert offers:
- "Petting is passé."
- "If you're right-handed use your right hand, left-handers use left..."
- "Remember, you can't fool drool"
- "The front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun."
- "A cat's tail is his badge of honor."
Please take special note of the cat's look to the camera at 2:35.
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Are you looking for something?
Hey, that's mine.
Let me help you carve this pumpkin.
Is your X-Box controller and there's nothing you can do abou it.
Oh, did you need this?
Cat Vs. Computer
I sit on your lap and I provide you with hours of entertainment, so I might as well be your computer.
Your expensive toy has become my trusty mirror.
Your pillowcase is my new sleeping bag.
Group iPad Session
Whatever this magical thing is, we want it
I want to surf the web, but I don't know where to start.
Fully Stocked Fridge
Who wants an ice cold... Kitten?
I'm not going anywhere.
Give It To Me
With my cat-like reflexes, I'm much better at this game than you are.
This Cat Knows How To Spin
They call me "Kitty Mix-A-Lot."
A Tall Glass Of Water
Is perfect for washing off my paws.
Get Out Of Here!
My New Bed
Your purse is perfect for sleeping.
Did You Need To Wash Your Hands?
Well, too bad.