In a new far-reaching and very surprising interview, he said he hates the Internet, so Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia will never see this coarsening of public discourse.
All of the quotes below are real.
On The Constitution: "Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn’t change."
On Facebook: "I don't know why anyone would like to be 'friended' on the network."
On Feminism: "You can’t go to a movie—or watch a television show for that matter—without hearing the constant use of the F-word—including, you know, ladies using it."
On Gay Rights: "I’m not a hater of homosexuals at all."
On His Gay Friends: "I have friends that I know, or very much suspect, are homosexual. Everybody does."
On His Own Vocabulary: "Not at the ukase of a Supreme Court... U-K-A-S-E."
On The Devil: "[Leans in, stage-whispers.] I even believe in the Devil."
On The Devil, Again: "What happened to the Devil, you know? He used to be all over the place."
Yep, Still More On The Devil: "You’re looking at me as though I’m weird. My God! Are you so out of touch with most of America, most of which believes in the Devil?"
On His TV Habits: "I don’t watch 'Homeland.' I don’t even know what 'Homeland' is. I watched one episode of—what is it? 'Duck Dynasty'?"
On His Favorite Comedian: "I loved Seinfeld. In fact, I got some CDs of Seinfeld. Seinfeld was hilarious. Oh, boy. The Nazi soup kitchen? No soup for you!"
On His Media Diet: "I read newspapers that I think are good newspapers, or if they’re not good, at least they don’t make me angry, okay?"
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This Guy Seems Important
What nationality is that name? Dutch? Via <a href="http://failuremag.com/index.php/failure_analysis/article/fox_news_graphics_fail/" target="_hplink">Failure Mag</a>
A Common Misconception
"Up next, the tragic story of a cat who just wants a cheeseburger, but is denied by Obamacare." Via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/fox-news-continues-asking-all-the-hard-questions" target="_hplink">Buzzfeed</a>
Every Single Day
This was intentional and not a mistake, but we had to share it with you anyway. Via <a href="http://www.worldoddities.com/when-closed-captioning-goes-wrong-tv-goes-right/" target="_hplink">World Oddities</a>
A Vote Of Confidence
Fox News, a leader in bi-partisan coverage. Via <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2008/02/07/unfortunate-error-of-the-day/" target="_hplink">Hot Air</a>
Looks like they already have. Via <a href="http://thegallopingbeaver.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html" target="_hplink">The Galloping Beaver</a>
Maps? We Don't Need Maps!
The Nile River is much smaller than we remember. Via <a href="http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200907270040" target="_hplink">Media Matters</a>
Sounds like leaving congress wasn't his only life change. Via <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/media-matters-another-bad-week-fox-ne" target="_hplink">Crooks and Liars</a>
This Sounds Biased
Adding "AIN" is just too much work. Via <a href="http://thechive.com/2011/03/11/tv-screenshots-youre-doing-it-wr-right-33-photos/funny-tv-screenshots-5/" target="_hplink">The Chive</a>
Fox News Asks The Hard Questions
We're guessing the top guy has a very strong opinion on the matter. Via <a href="http://thechive.com/2011/03/11/tv-screenshots-youre-doing-it-wr-right-33-photos/funny-tv-screenshots-30/" target="_hplink">The Chive</a>
Fox Supports Nuclear Power
The "SHIBUYAEGGMAN" nuclear power plant doesn't exist. Eggman is a music venue in Shibuya that has been a Tokyo staple for 30 years. Just a minor detail, right? Via <a href="http://kotaku.com/#!5783880/japan-doesnt-have-an-eggman-nuclear-plant" target="_hplink">Kotaku</a>
Survivor Is Such A Depressing Term
He got the high score. Via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/holocaust-winner" target="_hplink">Buzzfeed</a>
New picture of Boys and Girls Club in Las Vegas
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