"Excuse me, ma'am, this is an active construction site..."
Until now, no one had bothered to ask about the havoc Miley Cyrus wreaked on the construction workers who had to deal with her naked, metaphorical tantrum in "Wrecking Ball."
Fortunately, College Humor was on the case.
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I don't think so.
This Capri Sun flavor is almost as wild as he is.
Junior Mints Is Grown Up
And he's not afraid to rebel.
Because civil action doesn't frighten everyone.
Break Me Off A Piece Of That Kit Kat Bar
Why break it, when you can bite it?
Silverware, Don't Care
He's a fork pusher and he can't be stopped.
Bills, Bills, Bills
Bill Hader, you're next.
"I don't look like that guy."
You're NOT Welcome
Thanks, but no thanks.
A Young Rebel
When you're this cute you can get away with anything.
This Is A Test
A test she will not pass.
It's A Sign
A sign that he doesn't read the fine print.
Well, Guess What?
A razor is the only tool he uses.
With sneakers like these, rules don't apply.
The Healthiest Risk Taker
Consuming 2 servings of fruit makes you feel dangerous.
Who needs two hands?
No Dumping Allowed
Those toilets say otherwise.
It doesn't matter when you're a rebel.
And Finally: A Celebrity Rebel
Keanu Reeves loiters where he pleases.