"Sexy" Halloween costumes are nothing new, but every year we see a handful of inappropriate options that really cross the line in a laughable way.
Just when you thought there weren't enough Halloween costumes out there that feature the penis, think again. And while there are plenty of options for the ladies when it comes to dressing inappropriately on Oct. 31, the most offensive get-ups almost always involve "sexy" versions of decidedly non-sexual icons (Like, say, a Pixar movie character).
Scroll down for some of the most inappropriate Halloween costumes 2013 has to offer and check out the slideshow below for even more shocking costumes from previous years.
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That's subtle, dude. Real subtle.
2
Grandma no!
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We're never watching "Free Willy" again. Ever.
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Get it?!
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GET IT?!?!
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DO YOU GET IT NOW?
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Oh no... You've sullied Sulley!
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And Spongebob!
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AND Micky Mouse!
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Please, not the Girl Scouts...
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OK, now you've officially gone too far.
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No, wait. This* is worse.
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This costume is literally called, "Dumb Ass Face." We'll just let that sink in.
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Or, for the more conservative types, Regular "Ass Face."
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What is this even...?
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We have so many questions*.
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Come on. You're better than this.
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Finally, anyone caught wearing this in 2014 should probably be put in jail.
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