Colbert Issues Grave Warning Over Legalized Marijuana, And Pink Floyd

10/09/2013 11:54 am ET

Stephen Colbert simply cannot believe that not only is recreational marijuana now legal in some states, such as Colorado and Washington, but the state police are actually embracing it -- even telling stoners to listen to their music at a "reasonable volume" within their own home.

"Police should not be encouraging you to listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' at a reasonable volume!" Colbert exclaimed. "You miss all the depth from the song 'Money,' which goes from 7/4 to 4/4, and Gilmour lays down a sick solo based on the pentatonic scale... is what i'm told by one of my editors."

Check out Colbert's bafflement over these new pot-friendly laws above.

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