If you're the one person on earth who hasn't heard, Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner announced Tuesday that they were separating after 22 years of marriage.
"We are much happier this way," the couple said in a press release. "But we will always have much love and respect for each other."
We're happy that they're "much happier," really, but there's something we feel we have to address: most of the world doesn't care all that much about the Great Jenner Split of 2013.
Seriously. The person who scribbled this note on a workplace window certainly doesn't:
#CareFactorZero? Kind of harsh. Still, this annoyed worker is definitely not alone in his or her indifference to Kardashian/Jenner-related drama. Check out the slideshow below for some of the most blasé reactions to the news, then tell us how you feel about the Jenner split in the comments.