COMEDY 10/21/2013 03:10 pm ET Updated Dec 21, 2013 9 Things We're Not Looking Forward To This Week 1 Fighting the urge to get a dog just so you can buy it a Halloween costume. AP 2 Thinking about how many damn airports you'll be in over the next 2 months. Shutterstock 3 Faking your way through a conversation about "Captain Phillips" and/or "Gravity." Getty Images "The visuals were truly breathtaking." 4 Guys clinging to those last few days of the year they can wear cargo shorts. Shutterstock 5 Finding out Bieber's multiplying. Popdust 6 Starting to suspect your co-worker/friend/significant other has a legitimate pumpkin spice addiction. Getty Images 7 Hearing Obama put on his "stern voice" over healthcare hiccups. AP 8 Realizing that Miley's been quiet for the last few weeks... a little too quiet. AP Has anyone seen Sinead O'Connor lately? 9 Coming to terms with the fact that your bromance will never be as great as theirs. Getty Images Download ALSO ON HUFFPOST: PHOTO GALLERIES Actually Clever Costumes 9 Things We're Not Looking Forward To This Week Actually Clever Costumes Actually Clever Costumes 1 / 19 '50 Shades Of Grey' The best part? Paint samples are free! <a href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2013/10/11/50-shades-of-gray-costume/" target="_blank">Bits And Pieces</a> MORE: Justin Bieber 9 Things We're Not Looking Forward To This Week Halloween Obamacare Miley Cyrus Subscribe to the Entertainment email. Home to your favorite fan theories and the best movie recs.