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10/21/2013 03:10 pm ET | Updated Dec 21, 2013

9 Things We're Not Looking Forward To This Week

  • 1 Fighting the urge to get a dog just so you can buy it a Halloween costume.
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  • 2 Thinking about how many damn airports you'll be in over the next 2 months.
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  • 3 Faking your way through a conversation about "Captain Phillips" and/or "Gravity."
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    "The visuals were truly breathtaking."
  • 4 Guys clinging to those last few days of the year they can wear cargo shorts.
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  • 5 Finding out Bieber's multiplying.
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  • 6 Starting to suspect your co-worker/friend/significant other has a legitimate pumpkin spice addiction.
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  • 7 Hearing Obama put on his "stern voice" over healthcare hiccups.
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  • 8 Realizing that Miley's been quiet for the last few weeks... a little too quiet.
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    Has anyone seen Sinead O'Connor lately?
  • 9 Coming to terms with the fact that your bromance will never be as great as theirs.
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