Here at HuffPost Weddings, we're obviously big proponents of marriage. But we also understand that swearing "'till death do us part" is a huge -- some might even say insane (their words, not ours) -- commitment.
Comedian Aziz Ansari is one of those realists. In a clip from his new standup special "Buried Alive, coming exclusively to Netflix on November 1, the comedian imagines what would happen if marriage didn't exist and you asked someone to spend the rest of their life with you. Watch the clip above for the reaction (and hilarity) that might ensue.
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