There's no happier place than The Great American Beer Festival, or as Triumph The Insult Comic Dog calls it, The Distant Fathers Expo.
Watch above to see Triumph take America's finest beer brewers and most dedicated beer fans to glorious task.
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Should I drink tonight?
Starting It Out Fancy
"Maybe I'll just drink a little."
Getting The Night Started
"Do not even think about touching my Smirnoff."
Starting To Get Tipsy
"Oh wow, that hit me fast."
"This is living."
Beer Is Bitter
"Ugh, you gotta do what you gotta do."
Just A Sip
"I'm saving some for later."
Let's Get Crazy
"I can do anything."
"I seriously love all of you guys."
"Look at my faces."
"Let's go crazy guys!"
Look At This Tennis Ball
"Guys, seriously. Look at this tennis ball."
I'm So Pumped
"Life is great!"
What Is This?
"Seriously, what is this? I love it."
Is The Room Spinning
"Guys seriously, is this room spinning?"
Just Kidding, Rallying
"Shots shots shots!"
"So everything is working out now."
I can't make it through.
"I can't do it anymore guys."
"Seriously, go on without me!"
I Can't Do It
"Why did you let me take eight shots? Why? Why?"
I Have To Get Some Stuff Done
"Guys, just go on without me. Seriously. I'm gonna send some thank-you cards. Don't even worry about me."
"No I couldn't have any more. No."
Hoarding The Booze
"Ok, just a little more."
Don't Help Me
"Don't Help, I can lift the bottle by myself."
"Where'd my bottle go?"
The Party Don't Stop
"Happy New Year!... Don't even talk to me."
Life Is Rough
"I should call her right? I should just call her!"
This Is Gonna Hurt Me
"This will hurt me more than it hurts you."
"I"m just done. I can't make it up the stairs."
"Just like one smoke. It's ok, I'm drunk. Don't stop me."
In The Streets
"This is getting embarrassing."
"I'll do what I want."
"No, I can't make it to my bed."
"If I close my eyes my head doesn't spin as much."
"No, you shut up."
"Oh man guys, let's never do that again."
"So when's the party tomorrow?"