10/24/2013 05:46 pm ET

Truly Terrible First Date Advice for Guys From Pleated Jeans (VIDEO)

Are you looking for some love advice that ensures that your first date will never, ever lead to a second date? If so, then you have just come to the right place, because Jeff Wysaski of Pleated Jeans has put together a nice list of the perfect things you can say to ensure just that with this tongue-in-cheek video above.

Click play to hear 'ice-breakers' like discussing money, asking about sexual options for the evening, sobbing for no apparent reason or, the classic, just going ahead and licking your date's finger, thereby 'kissing' your potential romantic future goodbye.

The clip is sure to have you laughing... well, unless you recognize any of the dating moves mentioned. In which case we might recommend some long-term therapy.


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