In "The Far-Right Zone" (cue "The Twilight Zone" music and the ghost of Rod Serling), a woman (Rain Pryor) visits a clinic to have the procedure but gets way more than she bargained for.
Some of the Texas restrictions have already been declared unconstitutional in real life. But in this kooky parody, the protagonist simply doesn't want to be judged.
"I came here to get one thing sucked out of me," she says. "It wasn't my dignity."
Check out the video above and tell us if it hits the mark.