11/01/2013 08:34 am ET Updated Nov 01, 2013

The 'Ladies Room' Is Apparently Way More Exciting In Dudes' Minds Than In Real Life

The mystery of the "ladies room" lives on. Apparently, men think women retreat into a liquor-filled, disco-ball-decorated party when we excuse ourselves to go to the bathroom.

From sushi served on a man's bare chest to overflowing martinis, this version of the "ladies room" looks like a pretty incredible place to hang out. Unfortunately it is far from the truth. Although our bathroom trips do sometimes take 15 minutes and often involve at least one other companion -- I mean, who doesn't like company sometimes? -- they are sadly nowhere near as glamorous as Local Empire's comedy sketch would have you believe.

Sorry to break it to you boys, but our bathrooms are just as gross as yours.


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