11/02/2013 09:27 am ET

Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

Halloween is finally behind us. It seemed like it lasted for weeks this year, didn't it? Well, before you move on completely, take a few minutes to appreciate some of the funny Halloween-related tweets from women this week.

Molly McNearney issued a warning: "Please don't make me guess who you're dressed as today. That doesn't end well for either of us." Caprice Crane joked about an outfit that would make people uncomfortable: "The scariest Halloween costume is an iPhone battery dropping below 20%." And Lauren Ashley Bishop suggested a possible learning opportunity for kids: "teach your children the responsibility of taxes by eating at least 50% of their candy."

For more great tweets from women, click through the gallery below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Funniest Tweets From Women