This probably still won't get girls to hold your hand.
But it will make going out obsolete altogether! Now you can stand around with your buddy and collect every Pokemon without the hassle of a pocket-sized gaming console.
Uploaded by YouTube user MikeHandidate, this video shows a Halloween costume with a working gameboy embedded in the chest. MikeHandidate says the costume represents a "fulfilled lifelong dream of becoming a Gameboy."
We've all got dreams. This one is especially wonderful.
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The Brawny Guy
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Che Guevara T-Shirt
This is the greatest thing we've seen since The Onion's <a href="http://store.theonion.com/p-4818-mens-che-wearing-che-t-shirt-t-shirt.aspx" target="_blank">"Che Guevara wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt"</a> T-shirt.
Bag Of 'Eminems'
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No Instagram filter required!
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Last minute? Definitely, but it works.
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Every KISS Member At Once
The hard part is deciding where to look while you're talking to this person.
Speaking of KISS, these two had an even better idea.
Tapatío Hot Sauce
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapat%C3%ADo_hot_sauce" target="_blank">Nailed it.</a>
Who said pun costumes can't be sexy, too?
Honest Abe would be pleased.
Even better? It's a PSYCHIC YouTube channel.
Leg Lamp From 'A Christmas Story'
Hands down, the most clever costume for people with one leg.
Roller Coaster Riders
These guys look like a lot of fun.
Ginger Bread Man
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Guy In A Hurricane
You, sir, are winning at this.
We have a feeling someone will "report inappropriate behavior" by the end of the night.
Someone get these girls a sponsorship deal.