If you ever held the conviction that Conan O'Brien should quit his job as a talk show host in order to announce horse races full time, you are very weird.
This "Conan" segment last week, in which Conan took over announcing duties for one race at the Santa Anita Race Track, should put your dream to rest once and for all, you weirdo.
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