Just in time for people to start politicizing the holidays, this catch-all ornament spotted at Target is the perfect item for everyone on your insert-holiday-here list!

Now, go hang this on your non-denominational holiday tree and have a festive end-of-year celebratory time!

Via Imgur

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    Our favorite thing: It reminds us of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l8pb9Vfx_Q">Macaulay Culkin</a>.

  • Reindeer Kickline Sweater

    Our Favorite Detail: The metallic microphones for Santa and one select reindeer

  • Lights And Santa Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The lights, obviously

  • Where My Ho's At? Sweatshirt

    Our favorite detail: The relatively calm use of the double meaning of "hos"

  • Leopard Collared Santa Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The sleeve leopard print

  • Skiing Santa Sweatshirt

    Our favorite detail: Santa's shades

  • Happy Hanukkah Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The smiles on the dreidels

  • 3D Santa Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The bell on the neck

  • Packages Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The design on the purse

  • 3D Hanukkah Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The fringe at the bottom

  • Scottish Terrier Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The specificity of the landscape in the window

  • Dinosaur Sweater

    Our favorite question about this sweater: Will Santa give those dinosaurs presents?

  • Dr. Who Holiday Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The bow tie

  • Dancing Penguins/Awesome Bow Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The dancing penguins

  • Abominable Snowman Sweatshirt

    Our favorite realization with this sweater: Looking up the plot of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" and realizing it seems a lot sadder <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_(TV_special)">when written down</a>

  • The Grinch Sweater

    Our favorite thing: Someone made <a href="http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Editorial/101108/Ugly_Sweaters/thumbs/ugly-sweater-grinch1_500x339.jpg">this sweater </a>real!

  • Jumping Cats Sweatshirt

    Our favorite memory brought about by this sweater: The cats remind us of Animorphs.

  • Reindeer Games Sweater

    Our favorite observation: The bells on the collar also look like teeth

  • Hanukkah Harry Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The fish

  • Santa Whale Sweater

    Our favorite question this sweater makes us wonder: Is the Santa hat over the blowhole?

  • Built-In Scarf Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The little presents under the tree

  • "A Christmas Story" Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The size of the leg

  • Three Santas Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The fluffy beards

  • Intense 3D Santa Sweater

    Our favorite detail: the arm tinsel

  • Carolers Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The musical notes on the arms

  • Color-Blocked Tree Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The little tree on the left

  • Flamingo In A Santa Hat Sweater

    Our favorite detail: everything, just everything

  • Cat Holiday Sweatshirt

    Our favorite thing: the fact that they skipped the obvious "purrfect" for "meowy"

  • Jingle My Bells Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The pearl necklace... oh wait... oh no

  • Singing Angel Sweater

    Our favorite detail: the fact that the wings are purple

  • Jumbled Cheer Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The blue feather (if we had to pick one)

  • Santa's Helper Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The sad face on the bear

  • Golden Retriever Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The pine needles

  • Pet Teddy Bear Sweater

    Our favorite detail: the staircase on the arm

  • Girlie Christmas Tree Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The shoes as the tree stand

  • Puppy Sweater

    Our favorite details: the buttons

  • Bears On Plaid Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The horn and drum

  • Jumping Kitten Sweatshirt

    Our favorite detail: the bells on the cats' collars

  • Blocked Vignette Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The nonsensical connections between all of these scenes

  • Skiing Pooh Sweater

    Our favorite detail: Pooh's earmuffs

  • Furby Tinsel Sweater

    Our favorite detail: That shifty furby on the bottom

  • Penguin In A Stocking Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The fact that the penguin doubles as a stocking

  • Bulbs And Nutcracker Sweater

    Our favorite detail: the flowers on the sleeves

  • Art Sweater

    Our favorite detail: The ho in the corner

  • Christmas Mouse Sweater

    Our favorite detail: the tiger

  • Upside Down Snowman Sweater

    Our favorite detail: the bells

  • NSFW Reindeer

    Look kids, Rudolph has needs.