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Jim Gaffigan Goes On A Kale Rant On 'Conan,' And He's Not Wrong

11/14/2013 02:28 pm ET | Updated Jan 23, 2014

Between this and Jon Stewart's incredible Chicago pizza rant, last night was a great one for food diatribes on late night TV. For anyone annoyed with the newfound popularity of kale and other healthy-yet-tasteless foods that dominate culinary trends, you have a prophet in Jim Gaffigan.

The "Dad is Fat" author stopped by "Conan" last night to express his displeasure that Whole Foods devotees are trying to force him to eat leafy vegetables that taste like bug spray. "I looked at a can of bug spray, and it said, 'Made with real kale.'"

Check out the clip above to find out why he hates kale, almond milk and secretly thinks that people who don't eat gluten are un-American.

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