MEDIA
11/15/2013 09:37 am ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

David Miranda Is Nobody's Errand Boy

Getty

David Miranda and I are debating whether or not to take off our shirts in the middle of a throbbing dance floor inside the heart of gay Rio de Janeiro. Silvery blue lights and men the size of sparrows swirl around us as we gauge the euphoria of the crowd. "It's not that kind of party, honey!" Miranda shouts hoarsely over the Brazilian dance mix of Ke$ha's "Die Young."

Read more on www.buzzfeed.com