Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Click through the slideshow below to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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  • <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/08/best-parenting-tweets_n_4243127.html" target="_blank">Check out last week's Funniest Parent Tweets</a> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/little-girl-ice_n_4274728.html?utm_hp_ref=parents&ir=Parents" target="_blank">Little Girl Discovers The Cold Hard Truth About Ice</a> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/dad-has-trained-his-young-grasshoppers-well_n_4261934.html?utm_hp_ref=parents&ir=Parents" target="_blank">Well, That's One Way To Entertain Your Kids</a>